Sunday, June 1, 2014

Match.com Profile for User PugMan2214



17 Week Old Pug 
Texas, United States

Seeking: Female Dog/any age 
Within: Anywhere/I can do long distance


Relationship: I love my Momma!
Have Kids: No
Want kids: Sorry ladies, I'm getting neutered!
Ethnicity: Pug/Apricot
Body type: Cute
Faith: Dog is GOD backwards
Smoke: No
Drink: Only out of my bowl

Interests: I love to be carried for a long time across the beach, Leaves in the yard, the pantry door opening, underwear and socks, squeaky toys, Pillows, Car Rides.

Personal Message: Hey ladies, I heard that I'm quite the handsome guy (as evidence by my selfie). My Momma doesn't know about this profile so don't tell her... but, I am looking for a sexy girl dog who likes to play tug of war and squeak toys all day long. Any breed- I don't judge! Msg me with a pic and we can get talking from there! 



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Hope you guys have a fantastic week! Thought this little funny would brighten your day!


Pug Hugs

4 comments:

  1. Lol this is too cute!

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  2. Well cute and we are sure lots of doglets will be saying choose me. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Aren't you a little young to be putting your dating profile out there Mulder?
    We only have one girl here and believe Elliot, you would NOT want to date her, hehe.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  4. Mulder is a ladies man! :) He says thank you to Elliot for the warning LOL!

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